Things You Shouldn’t Say Past Midnight

By Peter Ackerman

….a boisterously naughty romp” 
– Entertainment Weekly

Ever been racially slurred in the sack? Ever been subjected to strangers yelling at you at 3am about the most intimate details of your life? Ever been to New York? Peter Ackerman’s screwball bedroom comedy follows three pairs of lovers trying to enjoy a night of romance. Tackling questions about sex and the proper balance between intellectual and physical attraction, Things You Shouldn’t Say Past Midnight is a romp about communication, honesty, identity, and how we define – and talk about — ourselves.

This riotously funny work is Peter Ackerman’s welcome debut as a playwright. …the hilarious dialogue just gets better and better, as the lines fly by like rapid-fire artillery.” 
– The New York Daily News

Reviews and Press for the Show

MAY 10 – JUN 7, 2014


Runtime: 85 minutes with no intermission


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