The Baltimore Waltz

by Paula Vogel
directed by Susan Marie Rhea

When Anna, an unmarried schoolteacher, is diagnosed with ATD, Acquired Toilet Disease, a fatal new malady with a high risk factor for elementary school teachers, she and her brother Carl take flight to Europe. Anna decides she wants to drown herself in the sensuality of food and sex, while Carl becomes involved in a wild Third Mannish espionage scheme to find a cure for his sister on the Continent. But something is not quite right with the scenario, and the largest hint is dropped when Anna shows slides of their trip to Europe where each frame looks exactly like Baltimore…


“THE BALTIMORE WALTZ is a passionate, infectiously funny, life-affirming gift. – The Los Angeles Times

JAN 19 - FEB 9, 2019

Thu-Sat at 8:00 pm
Sun at 3:00 pm

Special Performances

Press Opening
Tues, Jan 22 at 8:00 pm

Post-Show Discussion
Sun, Jan 27 immediately following the matinee

Industry Night
Mon, Jan 28 at 8:00 pm

Wed, Feb 6 at 8:00 pm

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Runtime: 90 minutes with no intermission

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Cast announcement coming December 18, 2018!

The Production Team

Director Susan Marie Rhea
Assistant Director Nikki Hoffpauir
Stage Manager Alexis Graves
Set Designer Matthew J. Keenan
Properties and Set Dressing Designer Cindy Landrum Jacobs
Lighting Designer G. Ryan Smith
Costume Designer Alison Samantha Johnson
Sound Designer Niusha Nawab
Hair and Makeup Designer Craig Miller
Dialect Coach Lisa Nathans
Dramaturg Clarke Whitehead

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